captainpikeswoman:

Types of kisses with Gabriel Lorca includes:

Originally posted by existanceasyouknowitisover

•he’s an early riser and takes full opportunity to watch you rest before eventually kissing you awake with lots of gentle kisses all over your face until your eyes are fluttering open and there’s a big smile on your face.

•everyone is fully aware of your relationship but there are still a few sharp breaths and raised eyebrows when you two greet each other with a kiss on the cheek whenever you come on the bridge.

•when one of you has to go on an away mission the kiss you two share is nothing short of passionate, it’s hurried and full of teeth and tongues and leaves you breathless.

•if you two are fighting side by side he will do everything in his power to keep you safe, he will also find the most inconvenient moment in the fight to steal a quick peck from you.

•but his absolute, most favourite type of kiss is when it’s all quiet and the bridge is mostly empty and he’ll pull you on to his lap while he’s in the captains chair and just take his time kissing the life out of you. It’s slow and sweet and leaves you dizzy, you’re just relieved that his quarters aren’t far away.

hillnerd:

salt-of-the-ao3:

writingquestionsanswered:

weebleroxanne:

“Nope,” I whisper as I exit out of a fic with no paragraph breaks.

No excuses, folks! Change paragraphs when:

- the “camera” moves
- a new character shows up
- someone speaks
- someone else speaks
- a new idea, subject, or topic is introduced
- time passes or reverts to an earlier point
- the setting changes
- the mood shifts
- you want to create dramatic effect

this is so so so more reader friendly, people, heed it!

Pleaaaaaase

captainpikeswoman:

Getting Captain Lorca out of handcuffs includes:

Originally posted by crazydarth

•you’re his Chief of Security, so when an away mission went awry it’s up to you to save him and the rest of the team.

•you and he are good friends and occasional lovers, it’s all very secret and fun of course.

•you manage to get the rest of the team away safely and Discovery beamed them all back a board safely. All that was left was to get Captain Lorca.

•he’s easy enough to track down, and once you killed the guard that was keeping him locked up you make short work of the lock. The Captain sees you the whole time- it’s a less advanced world and the door is just bars and a manual lock, he smirks when he sees how easily you can pick the lock.

•he’s sat with his back against the wall and his hands are cuffed at his head height, as you do a quick check over of him he rattles his hands. He doesn’t look in too bad a shape, just a few cuts and bruises.

•it’s not often that you see Captain Lorca in a position where he’s not in control and the sight of it makes your mouth run dry and your heart start to flutter.

•he starts to open his mouth to berate you for taking so long to get him out when you land heavily in his lap, after having straddled him.

•you put your mouth close to his ear and ask if he wants to be released from his bonds? And what he’ll do for you if you let him go? And does he know how delicious he looks when he’s all tied up like this?

•but you’re not a fool, you know your time is limited and you need to get him out. So while he’s distracted by your words and his eyes are closed as he just takes in the moment, you unlock his handcuffs and his hands fall.

•before he can grab hold of you you’ve jumped up and are waiting for him by the door. He follows you with a ginormous grin splitting his face, just as Discovery beam you both home he promises you that you’ll pay for making him wait to be released from the handcuffs.

captainpikeswoman:

NSFW headcanons with Captain Lorca:

Originally posted by crazydarth

•he is a dominant. He will not, under any circumstances ever be a sub, he will let you try to Dom him, but he’d quickly turn the tables and have you begging for mercy, and he isn’t always merciful. Sometimes he’ll let you beg and whine and moan for hours, or other times he’ll overstimulate you just to see how much you can take. That said, he will respect your limits and you do have a safe word should you ever need it.

•absolutely has a Daddy kink. When you’re in private you have to call him either Daddy or Sir. If you don’t he’ll pull you across his knee and spank you until you’re red raw and sore, he’s got paddles and whips and all sorts but usually his favourite thing to use to spark you is his hand, he likes to see the imprint of his hand on your skin before it fades away. But again, he’ll never go too far and he always checks that you know the safe word.

•Dirty Talk King. And he will encourage you to make as many filthy moans or remarks as you like, but he does especially like to hear you begging for release.

•he will choke you and hold your arms down, or legs apart. He likes it rough, and he knows what he’s doing! He loves to use toys in the bedroom, and not just on you! He’s a very experienced lover, and you both get to finish multiple times before he’s done.

•quickies anywhere and everywhere! A small closet? Tick. His ready room? Tick. The lift? Tick. Anything he can think of you’ve done.

•he’s a tease, and that’s just how you both like it.

•has a massive kink for watching you slowly and sexily undress for him, before giving him a lap dance. He loves that, especially after a long day of trying to keep the morale among the crew up. He also loves it when you undress him and worship each beautiful part of him as it gets exposed to your gaze and hungry mouth, he likes it when you mark him up.

captainpikeswoman:

NSFW Being Friends with Benefits with Captain Lorca would include:

Originally posted by malfoymanaged

-he’s a very stressed man, in a tense and tiring position. So when he proposes the idea that you and he should be friends with benefits you understand that for him it’ll be about blowing off some steam as well as actually having fun.

-and due to his job there’s an awful lot of quickies going on. And not only in his quarters, in his ready room, in the lift, in a shuttle craft, even in a cupboard once when he was feeling particularly needy.

-he’s a very possessive lover. You may well only be friends with benefits but it’s exclusive. The two of you are exclusively only sleeping together, not seeing anyone else in any other romantic way.

-so many bites. He loves to mark you up, he likes to see evidence of your time together littered all over your neck and chest and thighs.

-speaking of thighs, his favourite thing about having a ready room is that he can call you into it while you’re both on duty and having you under his desk on your knees sucking him off while he gets on with ship business or takes a call from Starfleet.

-but it’s not all about his pleasure, oh no! He takes great pride in his ability to get you off, he smiles like a mad thing when he makes you cum.

-and one of his favourite ways to get you off is to have you pinned down on some surface as he eats you out. His every move is carefully calculated and full of passion, it doesn’t take long for him to get you off and he’ll do it again and again and again until you’re overstimulated and beggging for him- you’re not sure if you’re begging for him to stop or start going again, but he has an uncanny ability to always know what you need to get you off.

-he does insist on honesty though. You two have safe words in case he ever tries to take it too far and you’re not comfortable. Safety is key for him.

-and more or less anything goes, he’s happy to help you explore your kinks.

-if you’re ever stressed or pent up or need to unleash some frustrations then he’s there in a flash.

-your friendship doesn’t suffer though. The two of you can still just hang out, gossip, spend time together in a non sexual way. Sometimes the two of you will even snuggle on the sofa in his quarters and watch the stars fly by. But you’re just not in love. You do love each other but not in that way, it’s just sex and friendship, peace and comfort, a great way to unleash all your feelings in a fun way.

reiaux:

he knows about the daddy issues folks

thotpatroleum:

oopsabird:

tloaqve:

tloaqve:

“if you can’t brush your teeth that’s fine uwu one step at a time” posts are supportive and that’s great but I’m about to have a 4.4k$ dental bill because I wasn’t taking care of my teeth when I was super depressed so uhh brush your fuckin teeth

the reason I bring up those posts is because every time I saw one I felt less and less bad about not brushing them and when my teeth actually started causing problems it made my MH worse because I was having horrible anxiety about my teeth getting worse and now I’m facing procedures that will probably be pretty painful and will definitely be expensive so I kinda got some beef with the anti-recovery culture on this site

best depression advice I ever got was: if you’ve only got the energy to do ONE (1) self-care thing any day, make it brushing your teeth. almost everything else can be fixed with a couple showers and won’t cause immediate lasting problems. neglecting to brush your teeth can fuck you up BAD.

Heard someone confess to going weeks at a time without brushing their teeth and I was like girl WHAT

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luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

Never not reblog

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

Friggin, yis

Always reblog.

IT HAS EVOLVED

The legend marches on…

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

JDNXHSBSBF

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

Should…… should I…….

DO IT!

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

World Heritage Post

I’ve always wanted to show this to @theforwardslash

IT WAS A CULTURAL RESET. A CULTURAL RESET. 

HAHAH

Someone call UNESCO this dinosaur of a post needs to be protected

I’m so glad it’s back to normal after that weird glitch from 2020

BRING THIS BACK MORE PHOTOS PLEASE

One of the ancient epics!

MORE!! WE NEED MORE!

pixel-fix:

Jason Isaacs as Field Marshal Zhukov

in

The Death of Stalin, 2017.

sephirayne:

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